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Who’s bright idea was it to put the “O” key so close to the “0”(zero) key?

It clearly violates the Similarity Proximity equation. There is a direct relation between the two.

Proximity(P) = Similarity(S)

This graph shows it clearly.

By my calculations “O” and “0” should be on opposite sides of the keyboard. And yes that is the actual number of inches from the North Pole to the South Pole.

On another note, “M” and “N” should also be farther away from each other. This statement was so similar to my previous one that I was forced to put it way down here lest I break the Similarity Proximity equation.